Tiffany Elizabeth: Archive

"In the year 2000 we'll all be on speed dial"

I was watching Seinfeld tonight, and it was “The Millennium” episode, in which Jerry is obsessed with his number placement on his girlfriend’s speed dial, George is trying to get fired by the Yankees, Elaine is trying to put a clothing store out of business, and Kramer is planning his millennium party. I was only half paying attention to the episode, but I caught the speed...

Apr 1st

So I guess she did both

I don’t pay much attention to Emily Deschanel. I don’t watch Bones, and I can’t think of anything else she’s been in off the top of my head. I probably pay more attention to Zooey, if I pay attention to any Deschanel. So I guess it makes sense that I had no idea this happened. And then this. And with Rickety Cricket! If you’re an avid reader of this blog (which...

Mar 31st

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Mar 29th

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That's life... one minute you're on top of the...

When I first heard that Mad Men was being pushed back until 2012, I was upset. This is a fantastic show, and I miss it. A lot. But THEN, I found this article. And I am completely OK with it. Personally, I think Matt Weiner should stick to his guns. Do I think he is making an absurd amount of money (close to $30 million over two years)? Yes. But I also think he should stick to his guns. ...

Mar 29th

Pretty much sums me up

Because I still haven’t heard about the apartment we want, and I’ve pretty much convinced myself we’re not getting it, I decided to check out my horoscope for some insight. That wasn’t particularly helpful – apparently someone is going to have a wacky, insane plan (maybe staying put in my current apartment?) – so I decided to get a personal astrological profile done as...

Mar 29th

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Mar 25th

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Audrey A: Oh boy →

audreya: So now we’re hanging out next week? Because I’m too stupid or nice to say I’d rather not? Because honestly I think I would rather not. I’m kind of busy and I have plenty of friends and I mostly think this will just make me feel sad. I hope he got like fat or started balding or something. I’m… Blow him off, or tell him no. Doing either is completely OK. He broke up with you. ...

Mar 17th

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