Tiffany Elizabeth: Archive

I like to play this game.

This really fun game that consists of me trying to guess who the fuckers (see what I did there) upstairs are. I used to be convinced they were this couple I saw every morning on the T. Until I had the day off on Monday and I heard then banging around and running laps upstairs. Guessing what they’re doing is another game I enjoy. Last night I played a game that consisted of me banging on the...

Mar 31st

who needs sleep, right??

Mar 31st

Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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Mar 19th

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“Life is 1% what happens to you and 99% how you respond to it.”

– Chuck Swindoll

Mar 19th

Whatever, at least she has an Oscar. Right?

Far from a one-night stand, his relationship with Michelle was intimate and highly charged. Michelle even says she called Jesse, who didn’t wear underwear or condoms, by a special pet name, Vanilla Gorilla, because he was so “well-endowed.” So well written. Not wearing underwear or condoms is important information. Seriously though, cheaters are… horrible.

Mar 18th

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Mar 14th

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blech

I’ve pretty much had a head/eye ache since 1:15. It is now 9:30. AWESOME SATURDAY. At least I finished my taxes.

Mar 14th

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Mar 12th

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thedailywhat: New Music Video! Lady Gaga (feat. Beyoncé) - “Telephone” Directed by Jonas Åkerlund. Second single off The Fame Monster. [missjia.] I don’t get it.

Mar 12th

My body is disgusting.

For reals. Why can’t it just be normal and dissolve stitches that are supposed to dissolve instead of pushing them out of my body. GROSS. Sorry for disgusting you all (all, like, 3 of you) so early in the morning.

Mar 11th