February 2010
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January 2010
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My nipple hurts.
Why does my nipple hurt, you ask? Well… because I decided to make bacon this morning. And bacon grease splattered on me, and landed RIGHT ON MY NIPPLE (yes, I was clothed. Just bra-less).
I then proceeded to eat like, half a pound of bacon.
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“Try something new each day. After all, we’re given life to find it out. It...”
– Maude Chardin, Harold And Maude (via movieoftheday)
Glamorous Life
I went to bed late last night (around 11:20-12:00), and ended up super cranky at work today, with a sore throat. So now I’m about to head into my room, and lay in bed* (at 8:42). My life is very exciting.
*I’m laying in bed and watching an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and then reading Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Not actually going to bed. Although I probably could fall...
I am exhausted.
That is all.
I love this story
Dictionaries have been removed from classrooms in southern California schools after a parent complained about a child reading the definition for “oral sex”.
Merriam Webster’s 10th edition, which has been used for the past few years in fourth and fifth grade classrooms (for children aged nine to 10) in Menifee Union school district, has been pulled from shelves over fears that...
It just gets better.
Now all of the girls have agreed to “Just Say Me.” As in: say “no” to sex, and masturbate instead.
Best show evar.
Watching Secret Life of the American Teenager. Amy (the girl with the baby) is thirsty. She is in her room, laying in bed. Apparently, she’s tired. She called her sister (on the phone), and then her dad, asking if they would get her water. Her ex-boyfriend then called her neighbor, and told her Amy was thirsty. So Adrian (neighbor) is going to get her water.
SUCH GREAT FAMILY VALUES.
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alenamore:
Light A Roman Candle With Me - fun.
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Mo'Nique: least superficial actress ever? Before... →
Can someone please tell me why Brendan Fraser was...
imemilya:
I feel like he just crashed the show for the booze.
This is why. Also, he’s in some new movie.
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So much for that not drinking thing I was thinking...
I don’t remember if I mentioned it here (and clearly I’m too lazy to look at my old posts, plus I’m pretty positive I only thought it), but I had told myself I wasn’t going to get super drunk anymore. Now that I’m in my MID twenties, and really don’t want to make an ass of myself/wake up in a panic because I’m not sure I have my ID, money, keys etc/feel...
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I'm going to need this later →
100 Skills Everyone Should Master.
Detox, day two.
I got a Diet Coke. BUT, I figure though it might be frowned upon, TECHNICALLY it passes the test: No sugar, no added salt (technically I’m not adding any to it), no carbs, etc, etc. SO, we’re still good.
We’ll see how we do this afternoon, substituting my usual peanut m&m’s with baby carrots.
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When did I get this lazy?
Seriously. I got home around 2:30. Passed out from 3-5 (roughly), and have pretty much been sitting on the couch since (OK, I DID wake up early to go snowshoeing, so I’m not all THAT lazy).
Living it up before my detox and new lifestyle start tomorrow. I should probably be drinking tonight, since the detox prohibits that. But I think instead I’ll have another Diet Coke. I will...
I just turned my computer on and now I don't...
So, hey.
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McKenzie: So do you have a boyfriend?
Summer: No.
McKenzie: Why not?
Summer: Because I don’t want one.
McKenzie: Come on; I don’t believe that.
Summer: You don’t believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent?
McKenzie: Are you a lesbian?
Summer: [laughing] No I’m not a lesbian. I just, don’t feel comfortable being anyone’s girlfriend. I don’t actually feel comfortable being anyone’s anything.
McKenzie: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Summer: Really?
McKenzie: Nope.
Summer: Ok, let me break it down for you–
McKenzie: Break it down!
Summer: Ok. I, like being on my own. I think relationships are messy and people’s feelings get hurt. Who needs it? We’re young, we live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world; might as well have fun while we can and, save the serious stuff for later.
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Matthew McConaughey Proud to Have 'Made a Baby... →
Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves are “doing fine” after the weekend birth of daughter Vida, the actor’s brother Rooster tells PEOPLE.
HIS BROTHER’S NAME IS ROOSTER.
Upon learning that Matthew is now the father of both a boy – 18-month-old Levi – and a girl, Rooster jokingly told his little brother “to quit copying me. You’re paralleling me. Hell,...
