December 2009
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Twenty Ten, here I come.
I’m kind of freaking out a little because someone I follow on Twitter is in Sydney (Australia) right now, and it is already 2010 there. The whole time concept is so weird to me.
The fact that an entire year has gone by is also weird to me, because I really feel like nothing has changed. 2009 just kind of happened, and suddenly, it’s all over. So I’m going to conclude that...
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WatchA duck penis. Cannot be unseen.
via.
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WatchI miss Maeby Funke.
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“…things, however, rarely happened the way you understood them. Mostly...”
– excerpt from Anagrams, by Lorrie Moore
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“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early...”
– The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (via Liz Raz).
Glitter's in the house bitches.
From this point forward, I will be answering to the name “Glitter.” You can still call me “Tiffany” (I guess), but I think Glitter more accurately reflects my personality. Because I sparkle.
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No, really, I don't need to go to bed or anything.
I might have just spent half an hour researching hypoallergenic dogs that can adjust to being alone during the day.
I really want a dog.
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Hey December
I started this month with a nose bleed. Literally, I sat up in bed after shutting off my alarm, and my nose started bleeding. So right away, things were going well.
I’m still taking a bunch of vitamins for the Deficiency (get it????????), and my state of mind seems to be better, but today I feel like I’ve been hit by a bus (or more accurately, like I’ve walked on some nails,...