October 2009
36 posts
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIFF!!!!
(via audreya)
Thank you for fulfilling all of my wishes.
BRB, having an orgasm.
I am currently eating pumpkin fudge while using my new macbook pro.
Welcome to the UN.
When I go out, the guys that hit in me (or whatever you want to call it) are always foreign. When I say this to people, they always assume I mean Brazilian or some other ethnicity that is very prominently annoying in the club scene. But when I say foreign what I actually mean is from Ireland, Italy, France, Egypt, and now: Canada. What is that aboot?
BRB, dying (probably)
I’m the only designer in today, and we have a bazillion things to get done RIGHT NOW. Love it. REALLY.
My "dinner" (so far):
a bag of doritos
a twizzler
two bite size crunch bars
3 airheads
the brownie mix on the bowl/spoon
I really look forward to being obese
I can’t stop eating. Hi, I’m your average American.
#bostonisbetter is a trending topic on Twitter
Suck it, people from other places.
9 Insane Torture Techniques →
Just in time for Halloween.
balloonboy & kitegirl.
I apparently missed a whole lot while I was running around preparing for/sitting in the AV room and running our company meeting presentation.
While I was trying to ignore the AV guy so I could do my job, and politely refuse the cookies he continuously offered me, some little boy was lost in a balloon. Or, in his attic.
This makes me wonder why my mom didn’t freak out that time I was using...
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“I’ve got it all, most
I’ve got it all almost all figured out
But...”
– Lyrics from I’ve Got it All (Most) by Modest Mouse
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“Trying on clothes should be like walking into an apartment and seeing the...”
– Christina Hendricks, in a Marie Claire interview regarding tailoring your clothes.
They must be animals
Otherwise, why would my neighbors need to vacuum their HARDWOOD floor at 10pm???
GAH.
I cannot concentrate at all today. I’m checking Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr like every five seconds. I kind of wish work would block these sites so I could get some work done. What is wrong with meeeeeeee?
Bang your head against the pole, that will help.
If you live in Boston and take the T on a regular basis, you know that though it is super fabulous, it is also terrible, and at sometimes unreliable. I have come to accept these things, and hardly even notice when the train is stuck underground for extended periods of time (maybe 10 minutes at most mind you, not hours – usually).
Well, this morning we stopped. And I witnessed something...
I love October
October is awesome. It has pumpkins, and apples, and Halloween. And scary movies, and my birthday.
Right now, I’m watching a gem called “The Nun,” and it is spectacular. Though it’s no “Are You Scared?” or “The Eater,” it is full of awesome attempts at horror that make absolutely no sense.
Like a nun ghost that comes from water.
Seriously, if...
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I'm like a superhero or something.
I refuse to believe the numerous “you saved the day, meeting, conference call, etc.” I receive throughout the day are hyperbole.