Tiffany Elizabeth: Archive

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Things That Annoy Me But Shouldn't: Bank Edition

I go to the same bank right down the street from my office frequently, so I pretty much know how it works (also, banks aren’t that difficult to maneuver). Today, when I got in line behind the person at the window (they usually just have the one teller), some guy from halfway across the room spoke up. “Excuse me, but there’s a line.” All frustrated-like, followed by:...

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Human Popsicle (Part 2)

If you follow me on Twitter you may have heard about my no good, terrible, terrible commute this morning. It all started like any other day: I ate my breakfast, caught up on the DVR and packed my lunch for the day ahead. I layered up for the 10-minute walk to the T in knee-high socks, sneakers, my jacket, a scarf, hat and wool mittens. Pretty standard for a quick walk to the T and some standing on...

Jan 5th

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Things that are fun:

I just noticed that the description of this blog was not up-to-date. My age was wrong. Or was it? It was. I forgot my age. Which means I am old.

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Sep 16th

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'The Real Beantown' Brings the Search for the Next... →

boston: If you’ve been looking for the chance to channel your inner Masshole, Badaddy Productions is looking for you. This looks awesome, really. And entirely legitimate. At this time, mystery surrounds the show: There is no official word yet on when filming will begin, MTV hasn’t made any sort of statement about the show, and a Google search for Badaddy Productions returns no company...

Sep 13th

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Sep 12th

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Sep 9th

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Sep 8th

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Sep 7th

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Sep 7th

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YOU MAY WANT TO KNOW: →

everything-inspiring: LMAO - Laughing My As* Off LOL - Laughing Out Loud Also: AFAIK =» As Far As I Know AFK =» Away From Keyboard ASAP =» As Soon As Possible BAS =» Big A$$ Smile BBL =» Be Back Later BBN =» Bye Bye Now BBS =» Be Back Soon BEG =» Big Evil Grin BF =» Boyfriend BIBO =» Beer In, Beer Out BRB =» Be Right Back BTW =» By The Way BWL =» Bursting With Laughter C&G...

Sep 7th

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One Year

Yesterday marked the one year point in my relationship with the BF. An entire year. Really? That quickly? It just seems unreal. And what a great year it has been.

Aug 26th

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Aug 23rd

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Aug 23rd

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Ways to Stay Awake When You Only Got Three Hours...

Eat constantly Drink water constantly Get up and walk to the bathroom frequently Lots of caffeine So far, so good.

Aug 15th

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Aug 12th

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“I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone...”

– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock (via sheesidd)

Aug 8th

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My Apologies for being MIA lately

Not that the three of you who read this really care that much. I know my posts are mostly random things I find online or lists of things that annoy me. Whatever. I wish I could say that the reason for my absence is some huge life change or something – hopefully that will come at some point. The reality is that I’ve been really busy. As a result, my life feels really confusing because it has...

Aug 3rd

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Jun 16th

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I think it's official

Food is what makes me sleepy in the afternoon. Lately I have been having relatively light lunches (salads, one slice of pizza, turkey sandwiches), and have remained awake and alert throughout the day. Today I treated myself to a burrito, and I’m about ready to pass out. This worries me because I’m pretty sure that means my body isn’t breaking stuff down appropriately. I...

Jun 15th

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