Things That Annoy Me But Shouldn’t: Bank Edition
I go to the same bank right down the street from my office frequently, so I pretty much know how it works (also, banks aren’t that difficult to maneuver). Today, when I got in line behind the person at the window (they usually just have the one teller), some guy from halfway across the room spoke up. “Excuse me, but there’s a line.” All frustrated-like, followed by: “There’s only one teller, so…”
In retrospect, that’s really not a huge deal. But I was peeved at his tone and the fact that he decided to start the line halfway across the room. Why wouldn’t the line start somewhere near the person currently in the middle of their transaction, like it does every other time I’ve used the bank? Did the line he was in start at the little island where you fill out your deposit/withdrawal/whatever slips? Like, was I supposed to wait behind people who physically arrived before me but were not as prepared as me for their transactions?
In the end (because I know you’re on the edge of your seats wondering), I kicked him in the shins and cut him in line while he was crying about it. Or I just waited in line for $20 in quarters. I guess you’ll never know.
Twitter Fail of the Day: The hullabaloo surrounding this weekend’s 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic means a whole generation of youngsters is slowly realizing that the disaster was more than a figment of James Cameron’s imagine. Sigh.
This just makes me sad.
Source: thedailywhat
Celebrity Beef of the Day: TV’s Don Draper is the latest celebrity to come out swinging against the growing trend of rewarding vapid, valueless individuals with unwarranted attention.
“Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated,” Jon Hamm told Elle UK. “Being a f*cking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.”
Last year, actor Daniel Craig made a similar splash when he took issue with the Kardashians making millions off “behav[ing] like a f*cking idiot on television.”
In the same interview, Hamm also bemoaned the modern model of “beauty,” which he believes should be closer to the curves of co-star Christina Hendricks. “Those of us who live in real life realize, especially as we get older, that beauty isn’t just 22 years old, blonde, skinny with big t*ts.”
[dailymail / realbollywood.]
Source: thedailywhat
Of course, distraction can have disastrous effects when you are behind the wheel of a car, but even multi-tasking at work can take a toll, robbing you of creativity and reflection, and depleting the willpower that might be needed later in the day to force yourself to the gym or avoid overeating.
Welp, at least I know why I continue to eat and never make it to the gym.
PS. this article is the BEST, because the page itself is littered with things that distract me from reading it.
“Who are The Suburbs?!?”
IS THIS BON IVER’S UNCLE??????
Am I Skrillex’s dad? [Edit: A reader kindly writes that due to the fact Sonny Moore was adopted this could be misconstrued as a jab at him—it wasn’t. We promise. We love Skrillex and respect him a lot. Just…’in other news’ took Uncle, and we didn’t want to go Grandpa…so, dad it was. We regret coming off as rude if anyone, Sonny especially, was offended.]
Source: BuzzFeed
Golden Globes: In his acceptance speech, actor Peter Dinklage, who won Best Supporting Actor for Game of Thrones, referenced a man named Martin Henderson, asking the audience and viewers at home to Google him.
Henderson made headlines this week for being the victim of an assault that has left him partially paralyzed.
The 37-year-old dwarf actor, who is best remember for his role as a Goblin in two of the Harry Potter films, was standing outside the White Horse pub in Wincanton, Somerset, when he was suddenly picked up by an unknown assailant and thrown across the pavement.
Henderson believes the man who attacked him may have been inspired by English rugby player Mike Tindall, who is said to have been a spectator at a “dwarf tossing contest” in a New Zealand bar last year.
“It all happened so quickly – I think he was with a group of mates and they thought it would be a laugh,” Henderson said. “I guess I was an easy target and the only reason I was picked on was because I am small.”
He suffered multiple injuries, and has been told by doctors he may be permanently bound to a wheelchair.
The attacker, meanwhile, remains on the loose. He is described by police as 5’8” with a slim build and dark. He was last seen wearing a hooded top and baseball cap.
In addition to justice, Henderson hopes to receive an apology from Tindall and the rest of Team England. “The whole [England] team should be made to apologise for what they have done,” he said. “I think until someone steps out and says ‘this is not acceptable’, all dwarfs are under threat.”
[telegraph.]
Source: thedailywhat
This Is Just Great of the Day: Appearing in the latest Target circular is 6-year-old Ryan: A happy, gregarious, photogenic rising star in the world of child modeling — who happens to have Down syndrome.
Ryan has also appeared in a recent Nordstrom catalog among other clothing ads.
On the Daddyblog of a father whose child also has Down syndrome, Ryan’s mother writes:
The whole process of modeling is an extreme confidance booster for him. He received so much warmth and caring from the Nordstrom crew that he thought they were there just for him! We are honored that Ryan is making the Down syndrome community proud. He is a beautiful boy inside and out. He makes us better parents, and a better family.
Source: thedailywhat
Human Popsicle (Part 2)
If you follow me on Twitter you may have heard about my no good, terrible, terrible commute this morning. It all started like any other day: I ate my breakfast, caught up on the DVR and packed my lunch for the day ahead. I layered up for the 10-minute walk to the T in knee-high socks, sneakers, my jacket, a scarf, hat and wool mittens. Pretty standard for a quick walk to the T and some standing on a platform.
I had seen on Twitter that there was a delay too late to leave any earlier, so off I went. Turns out there were multiple 20-minute delays? Or something? I waited for an hour before I decided to go home and wait it out. While I waited, three trains went by: one empty train not taking passengers, and two that were so full no one could fit on them. And I usually have no trouble filling up tight spaces (that’s what she said).
In that situation, what do you do? How long do you wait in the freezing cold? How long before your health is in jeopardy? I waited an hour, and was literally the coldest I have ever been. I thought I was adequately bundled up, but my feet and legs were incredibly sluggish on the walk home after that wait, and I still feel like I can’t quite get warm almost 12 hours later. My fingers are still stiff as I type this.
All joking aside, this was seriously detrimental to my well-being. I always scoff as those people who sue others for mental distress or whatever, but I was seriously afraid to go back outside after work today. And if this happens again tomorrow, I honestly think I will burst into icicle-tears as the packed trains go by. And possibly never take the T again (in the winter, at least).
Mad props to my awesome BF who first warmed me up, and then drove me to work this morning after this terrible experience. See, the cold is even making me say things like “mad props.”
If you would like to read Human Popsicle (Part One) it is located here.

![thedailywhat:
Celebrity Beef of the Day: TV’s Don Draper is the latest celebrity to come out swinging against the growing trend of rewarding vapid, valueless individuals with unwarranted attention.
“Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated,” Jon Hamm told Elle UK. “Being a f*cking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.”
Last year, actor Daniel Craig made a similar splash when he took issue with the Kardashians making millions off “behav[ing] like a f*cking idiot on television.”
In the same interview, Hamm also bemoaned the modern model of “beauty,” which he believes should be closer to the curves of co-star Christina Hendricks. “Those of us who live in real life realize, especially as we get older, that beauty isn’t just 22 years old, blonde, skinny with big t*ts.”
[dailymail / realbollywood.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qfurN0KU1qzpwi0o1_1280.jpg)

![thedailywhat:
Golden Globes: In his acceptance speech, actor Peter Dinklage, who won Best Supporting Actor for Game of Thrones, referenced a man named Martin Henderson, asking the audience and viewers at home to Google him.
Henderson made headlines this week for being the victim of an assault that has left him partially paralyzed.
The 37-year-old dwarf actor, who is best remember for his role as a Goblin in two of the Harry Potter films, was standing outside the White Horse pub in Wincanton, Somerset, when he was suddenly picked up by an unknown assailant and thrown across the pavement.
Henderson believes the man who attacked him may have been inspired by English rugby player Mike Tindall, who is said to have been a spectator at a “dwarf tossing contest” in a New Zealand bar last year.
“It all happened so quickly – I think he was with a group of mates and they thought it would be a laugh,” Henderson said. “I guess I was an easy target and the only reason I was picked on was because I am small.”
He suffered multiple injuries, and has been told by doctors he may be permanently bound to a wheelchair.
The attacker, meanwhile, remains on the loose. He is described by police as 5’8” with a slim build and dark. He was last seen wearing a hooded top and baseball cap.
In addition to justice, Henderson hopes to receive an apology from Tindall and the rest of Team England. “The whole [England] team should be made to apologise for what they have done,” he said. “I think until someone steps out and says ‘this is not acceptable’, all dwarfs are under threat.”
[telegraph.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxvdwoptYw1qzpwi0o1_1280.jpg)

![thedailywhat:
This Is Just Great of the Day: Appearing in the latest Target circular is 6-year-old Ryan: A happy, gregarious, photogenic rising star in the world of child modeling — who happens to have Down syndrome.
Ryan has also appeared in a recent Nordstrom catalog among other clothing ads.
On the Daddyblog of a father whose child also has Down syndrome, Ryan’s mother writes:
The whole process of modeling is an extreme confidance booster for him. He received so much warmth and caring from the Nordstrom crew that he thought they were there just for him! We are honored that Ryan is making the Down syndrome community proud. He is a beautiful boy inside and out. He makes us better parents, and a better family.
[noahsdad / adweek.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxc47qD3cP1qzpwi0o1_1280.jpg)